Gendoblimneg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered lion.

Gendoblimneg created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gendoblimneg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gendoblimneg, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gendoblimneg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gendoblimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Gendoblimneg on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.