Vildapomtkad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective troll.

Vildapomtkad created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Vildapomtkad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vildapomtkad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vildapomtkad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vildapomtkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Vildapomtkad's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vildapomtkad.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away from mauve frogs, for they are unholy.