Dobappdog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, flying jackal.

Dobappdog created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobappdog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobappdog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobappdog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dobappdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Worship no other gods but Dobappdog.

5. Retreat if nine doves approach from the east.