Cepligomin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, charitable dragonfly.

Cepligomin created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepligomin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cepligomin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cepligomin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cepligomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.