Tinjadbass is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty grasshopper.

Tinjadbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinjadbass, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinjadbass, it will manifest in front of you.

Tinjadbass' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tinjadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven seals approach from the south.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not listen to music.