Fotbunhad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty yak.

Fotbunhad created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbunhad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotbunhad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fotbunhad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fotbunhad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed peas to grasshopers while wearing orange shirts.