Flisomtven is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind wyrm.

Flisomtven created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisomtven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisomtven, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flisomtven's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flisomtven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.