Fetaftail is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair wolf.

Fetaftail created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetaftail, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetaftail, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fetaftail's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fetaftail's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed lemons to rats while wearing magenta trousers.