Fetaftail is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair
wolf.
Fetaftail created matter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fetaftail, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fetaftail, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Fetaftail's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Fetaftail's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never feed lemons to rats while wearing magenta trousers.