Renstraglammatjanpan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable zebra.

Renstraglammatjanpan created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renstraglammatjanpan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Renstraglammatjanpan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Renstraglammatjanpan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Renstraglammatjanpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.