Fumwodjan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced wren.

Fumwodjan created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumwodjan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumwodjan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fumwodjan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fumwodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fumwodjan.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never paint your head turquoise.