Ripnartkop is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful
fly.
Ripnartkop created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ripnartkop, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Ripnartkop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Ripnartkop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Ripnartkop's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not kill snails.