Ripnartkop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful fly.

Ripnartkop created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripnartkop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ripnartkop, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ripnartkop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ripnartkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill snails.