Zantigcud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain ant.

Zantigcud created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zantigcud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zantigcud, he will destroy your home planet.

Zantigcud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zantigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Zantigcud on top of important buildings.

4. Never jump in the presence of cats.

5. Hide if seven voles approach from the south.