Kimcapcap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful tapir.

Kimcapcap created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimcapcap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimcapcap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kimcapcap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kimcapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never paint your feet gray.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sing in the presence of swans.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.