Tunzigwig Lanfemsid is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust
rhinoceros.
Tunzigwig Lanfemsid created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Tunzigwig Lanfemsid, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tunzigwig Lanfemsid, he will turn you into a snail.
Tunzigwig Lanfemsid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Tunzigwig Lanfemsid's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three pigs approach from the south.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Erect four gold sculptures of Tunzigwig Lanfemsid on top of important buildings.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.