Stanarndun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless duck.

Stanarndun created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanarndun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stanarndun, she will turn you into a tree.

Stanarndun's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Stanarndun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Never talk about great tits.