Yossvigyet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless shrew.

Yossvigyet created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yossvigyet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yossvigyet, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yossvigyet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yossvigyet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Yossvigyet's priests.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear yellow.