Barncitzum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, compassionate octopus.

Barncitzum created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barncitzum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Barncitzum, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Barncitzum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Barncitzum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Barncitzum on top of all buildings.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.