Sagdonhap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, stupid alligator.

Sagdonhap created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagdonhap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagdonhap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sagdonhap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sagdonhap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.