Fodnillcim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating mongoose.

Fodnillcim created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnillcim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodnillcim, she will turn you into a rat.

Fodnillcim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fodnillcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Fodnillcim's priests.