Gebdunsis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, pitiless pig.

Gebdunsis created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebdunsis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebdunsis, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gebdunsis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gebdunsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of seals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gebdunsis.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.