Ruttdonster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody faun.

Ruttdonster created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdonster, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttdonster, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ruttdonster's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ruttdonster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.