Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever clam.

Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Hognarpad Fadjopmidweg.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.