Madtinbum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, narcissistic tapir.

Madtinbum created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madtinbum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madtinbum, it will not care at all.

Madtinbum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Madtinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. You must pray to Madtinbum three times a day.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.