Bomflyboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fast newt.

Bomflyboss created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Bomflyboss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bomflyboss, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bomflyboss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bomflyboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Bomflyboss.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.