Mippodtag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate goat.

Mippodtag created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippodtag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mippodtag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Mippodtag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mippodtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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