Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omnipotent capybara.

Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod, he will torture you forever.

Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Fumflaggeb Fedyarlzod.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.