Hubdum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured owl.

Hubdum created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubdum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubdum, he will curse you with boils.

Hubdum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hubdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near nematodes.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hubdum on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if three cats approach from the north.

4. You must love Hubdum.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.