Bossgebcid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental ferret.

Bossgebcid created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgebcid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bossgebcid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bossgebcid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bossgebcid's Holy Commandments

1. Bossgebcid loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.