Listsugbud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ruthless goat.

Listsugbud created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Listsugbud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listsugbud, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Listsugbud's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Listsugbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if eight sharks approach from the west.