Butortrut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, competent yak.

Butortrut created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butortrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butortrut, he will turn you into a rock.

Butortrut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Butortrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Run away from pink seals, for they are unholy.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Pray towards the north.