Xuctonkfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, strong horse.

Xuctonkfarn created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuctonkfarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xuctonkfarn, she will turn you into a slug.

Xuctonkfarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Xuctonkfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed carrots to birds while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Never hurt hamsters.