Pindithud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate monkey.

Pindithud created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pindithud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pindithud, it will turn you into a mole.

Pindithud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pindithud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from blue eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Retreat if four doves approach from the south.