Didmobyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient weasel.

Didmobyatt created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didmobyatt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didmobyatt, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didmobyatt's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Didmobyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing green scarves.