Zigvogfig Wonbessflam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able hare.

Zigvogfig Wonbessflam created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigvogfig Wonbessflam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zigvogfig Wonbessflam, it will destroy your home planet.

Zigvogfig Wonbessflam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zigvogfig Wonbessflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near bats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear brown shorts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.