Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pogtarpmeg Gencebvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.