Ragbemrull is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing hummingbird.

Ragbemrull created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbemrull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragbemrull, he will laugh at you.

Ragbemrull's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ragbemrull's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.