Himflow is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing
rat.
Himflow created a photon four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Himflow, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Himflow, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Himflow's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Himflow's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about cats.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Himflow loves bats, so they must be honoured.
4. Never look at black holes.
5. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.