Larnhubjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate capybara.

Larnhubjat created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Larnhubjat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larnhubjat, he will turn you into a slug.

Larnhubjat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Larnhubjat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never think about planets.

3. You must pray to Larnhubjat three times a day.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.