Jiparplistbambog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak swallow.

Jiparplistbambog created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiparplistbambog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jiparplistbambog, he will send you a sign.

Jiparplistbambog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jiparplistbambog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your back.
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