Sugvedmut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome cat.

Sugvedmut created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugvedmut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugvedmut, she will think nothing of it.

Sugvedmut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sugvedmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. Do not drink alcohol.