Honcumrak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable jellyfish.

Honcumrak created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcumrak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honcumrak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honcumrak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Honcumrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from gray pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.