Pommifben is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful tortoise.

Pommifben created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommifben, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pommifben, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pommifben's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pommifben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.