Lunyimlop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable donkey.

Lunyimlop created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Lunyimlop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunyimlop, it will turn you into a plant.

Lunyimlop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lunyimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Lunyimlop's priests.

5. Lunyimlop loves monkeys, so they must be respected.