Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident goose.

Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Randidfas Wikcimratvonkpon Yarphasstrag.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.