Jabganbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable spider.

Jabganbiss created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabganbiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jabganbiss, it will turn you into a snail.

Jabganbiss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jabganbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.