Satpanggam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent camel.

Satpanggam created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satpanggam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Satpanggam, she will turn you into a hamster.

Satpanggam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Satpanggam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not take Satpanggam's name in vain.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.