Rentadfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart centaur.

Rentadfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rentadfid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rentadfid, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rentadfid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rentadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
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