Nellflispop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic human.

Nellflispop created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellflispop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nellflispop, it will turn you into a worm.

Nellflispop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nellflispop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Nellflispop loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not cook food in pots.