Gebnarlarm is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud narwhal.

Gebnarlarm created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnarlarm, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebnarlarm, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebnarlarm's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gebnarlarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.