Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty eagle.

Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Lennabyikrigyargodnakflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Always wear gray.